Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Dreams

You ever have a weird dream? Not talking about your typical "weird" dreams here. Nothing like the time I dreamed I was having a picnic lunch by the edge of a chocolate river with a red-assed babboon named Chuck. Or flying on the back of an orange Pteradactyl through the middle of an Irish pub on St. Patricks day, dropping informative pamphlets about the dangers of having your mind genetically altered by the little dudes in the pink lab-coats. I mean really weird stuff.

Last night I dreamed that Hulk Hogan was eating a corn-dog. No prelude. No post-script. Just Hulk Hogan eating a corn-dog. A big corn-dog. People at my work seem to think this is some sort of subconscious message about wanting to come out of the closet. Obviously, they've never seen my closet. It's too small to get into, much less come out of!

Funny thing is, I'm not even a wrestling fan (rasslin to you hillbilly's). I haven't seen Hulk Hogan on anything in years, plus I'm not a big fan of his either.(although I do like the occasional corn-dog)

So if anybody out there is a dream interpreter, or you have a dream book, or you just wanna write something funny, let me know what this means! In the meantime, I've gotta go cut the arms out of a t-shirt and get me a do-rag.

1 comment:

  1. John, Just talk your dream out several times and you will find the message within.

    For example, in my dream a friend of mine was in it.. her body and hair are the same but her face is different... the way she talk and her attitude is the same.. but why does she had different face.. so I talked it out loud to myself until I mention,, " its like she has "TWO FACE".... ahh.. there is the answer..
    Try that with yours..
    Hulk Hogan could mean the strength.. or being a strong male in the family.. etc etc..

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