I'm not special

Guess by now, everybody's heard about Charlie Sheen blowing the gasket. Apparently he's tired of pretending he's not special. Me too! I'm tired of having to act like I'm just a working stiff. Tired of waking up every morning and having to go to work to support my family. I'm tired of having to pay bills, and mow the yard, and buy groceries. All those things that normal people have to do! Doesn't ANYBODY appreciate the fact that I'm special?

Here's my advice to my good buddy Chuck. SHUT UP! Guess what Charlie, everybody else in the world is now convinced you're just a giant suckhole using up air that the rest of us could use! You had it all brother, and you frickin blew it! I hope there's not another producer (or director, or whoever hires people for movies and tv) that ever gives you another job! You can't keep it in your pants or out of your nose long enough to even enjoy the fact that you're richer than the majority of us will ever be, and have access to anything you want! You wanna whine and sue the people who stopped your show? Look in mirror LOSER!

If it's their show, and they wanna stop it, they can! Same goes for all the people in this country that own their own business. If they don't want to serve your no-good butt, they can. It's called freedom. If I owned a store, and I didn't want to serve fat, white, bald people, that should be my option.(probably wouldn't get a lot of business, but my option none the less)(also would invoke a certain degree of irony) If I saw you coming with your hooker/stripper friends, and decided I didn't want you in my store, that should be my right.(at least, not without plenty of hand(and other parts) sanitizer) If you don't like it, don't shop there.

As far as cancelling your show, you've made millions, what crap do you give? The people who are hurt by your stupid, irrational, everybody look at me attitude, are the people behind the scenes. You know, the little people you spit on when you decided your ego and penis were more important than their jobs!(by little people, I in no way meant to refer to actual little people)( I just meant "normal" people, who in the eyes of Charlie Sheen are probably considered "little people")(cuz he's an idiot)

So we've come to the conclusion that Charlie Sheen is nothing more than an irrational, whiney, egotistical, idiotic, "special" kind of loser. But the fact remains. The boy can pick up the chicks!