For a change today, I thought I'd write about something totally random. As I'm driving to my house last night, I see a smallish 6-point buck on the side of the road (there are LOTS of deer in my neighborhood) staring across the road somewhat aggressively. I glance to see what he's staring at and there is a rather large 10 point on the other side of the road minding his own business. It occured to me that obviously, (duh) deer don't have mirrors to look into. If they did, the 6 point probably would be a little more introspective and not quite as aggressive looking. Had he glanced at his own image first, he would have quickly realized that any confrontation was going to end in disaster for him. Kinda like the card game when you hold the card to your head, so you don't know what your card is, but you see everybody else's. Invariably it's the guy with the duece of clubs on his head that bets it all!
While we're discussing animals with antlers, I had a very in depth discussion the other day about what the plural of moose is. Any guesses? It's not meece. It's not mooses. It's moose. Didn't make any sense to me either.
For all of those keeping score at home, Moose-Nuckle Lounge now leads 2 - 1.
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