I don't understand something.  What exactly is "extra virgin olive oil"?  Is there such a thing as "extra holy holy water"? (For when you've REALLY screwed up)  Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep?  Why can't we just call stuff what it is?  How about "faux" paint?  Or "faux" rock?  Is it socially unacceptable to call it fake?  How about this conversation..."Hey Larry, I got me a faux turkey that we can set up out in front of our blind when we go huntin.  It's one of the best faux turkey's you ever did see."

I tell the spousal unit the other day that Hawaii had beat Texas in the Little League World Series (who'd a thunk it) and that now the Texas team would have to play Tai Pae.  Her response..."isn't that a Chinese restaurant"?