Well I finally decided to do something other than whine about what great shape our (pick one) economy, government, social fabric of society, moral values, quality of sports teams, or other, was in, so I came to the conclusion that I need to do what about 9 billion other people are doing...blog! That's right ladies and germs, I too am now a blogger. First off, I'm not even sure I know what a blog is. Is it a burned log? A black frog? Whatever it is, I'm now doing it, and it feels soooo right! Remember the feeling at Christmas, right after you learned the truth about Santa? You know, how when you tried to make believe that you still remembered so you'd get a bunch of crap? That's kinda what this feels like. Like I'm sitting here typing random stuff to myself just to say that I'm blogging.
And not to start this off on the wrong foot or anything, but don't vote for any incumbents in November. Both parties have screwed the pooch on this deal for a really ling time. Vote for people named Timmy, or Jimbo, or Scotty. Heck, I'd even vote for a Scooter or a Sparky before I voted for an incumbent. None of our politicians are in it for us anymore. Wow. I feel better already.
And while we're on the subject, THANK YOU BP for finally putting an end to the mess in the Gulf. I mean, we really appreciate you donating about 5 MILLION gallons of oil to the gulf coast, but couldn't you have put it in barrels first? Although that would really just be a waste of some perfectly good barrels that could hold more wine.
Oh well. Good night kids. Hang in there Minnesota, winters just a couple months away.
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