The Lady in the Lexus

This one goes out to the lady (insert innapropriate comment here) in the Lexus who somehow managed to find the time to give me a big-old 1 finger wave as she simultaneously talked on her cell-phone, drank a soda, and ignored the yield sign all at the same time.  Listen BIOTCH, if you weren't so damn distracted with all the other crap you were doing in your car, maybe, just maybe you; a) wouldn't have been going about 80 on the access road, and b) would have noticed the big red and white YIELD sign staring you in the face, not to mention the 7000 pound white pickup!  And then it's my fault?????  WTH?  To all of you out there...HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!  Nothing, and I mean nothing pisses me off more than somebody talking on their cell-phone while trying to park or back out of a parking spot.  You're really not that important!  Get over yourself and hang up.