Don't know if there are any Spurs fans out there (don't know if there are any Spurs fans anymore), but let me sum up the playoffs as succinctly as possible. SPURS SUCK! I know, I know. Everybody's going to beat me up about this, because, well, the team's old, have bad knees, didn't bring their "A" game, etc. etc. etc.! BS. THEY SUCKED! HARD! OFTEN! You have the best record IN THE LEAGUE and you go out to the #8 seed in the first round? WTH? Anxious to get on with the summer plans? Wife plan a vacation that you just can't miss? (Mickey would still be there in July!) Maybe you don't like having to play in the summer heat cuz it makes you all hot & sticky!(poor thing)
I'm a firm believer of giving whoever pays you a fair days work for a fair days wage. The average NBA player makes around $5million per year. $5million per year. $5million per year. That's around $14,000 every day of the year. In my opinion, you best have your ass out there beating the crap out of everybody on the court to earn $14,000 per day. To see players not following shots for rebounds, not even trying to play defense, and throwing the ball away every chance they got was ridiculous!
If you're too old to play, don't play. If your knees are so bad you can't give it your full effort, don't play. If you're not even gonna try, STAY THE HELL AT HOME! Let me play. I'll give you every bit of effort I have as long as you pay me $14,000 a day. You need to foul somebody? Put me in coach,. and you won't have to worry about them making the free throws, cuz they won't be able to lift their hands above their shoulders. Need some trash talking? Put me in coach. Need to cause a little mayhem, you got it!
ATTENTION: ALL NBA GENERAL MANAGERS
If you're in need of a chubby, old, bald, slow white guy with bad knees & hips, I'm the man for you!
SPURS SUCK!
Let me start by saying that they are a classy team, great guys, good sports.. but last night was ridiculous! They got spanked by Reynolds!! Tony Parker acted like he was a 50 year old that didn't have his glasses on. Tim Duncan acted like he was Tony Parkers elderly father and don't even get me started about the others because they were so non-productive in the game that I can't even remember if they played or not. Pathetic!! They should only get paid for the games that they win!! There's a novel idea!
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