Occupy Wall Street. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Apparently a bunch of little morons are demonstrating against the evil "big corporations". What I find truly funny is the fact that every one of them is out there on their smart phones, working on their laptops, wearing clothes purchased from Target, drinking latte's from Starbucks, eating out of McDonald's bags. Hmmmmmmm.
And another thing. I heard this morning that a bunch of workers at Wal-Mart are trying to unionize. So apparently, they all need a little education on the history of labor unions. First, you unionize. 2nd, you go on strike for better wages, health insurance, free soda's at break-time, and softer paper in the toilets. 3rd. Wal-Mart gives in to your outrageous demands. 4th - 2 years later, you decide you can't live with what you've got, so you go on strike for even better wages, profit sharing, free cherry-coke icee's, and 1/2 off blueberry lipgloss. 5th. Wal-Mart gives in. 6th. Wal-Mart can't sustain another year of losses, so they raise the price on everything 20%. 7th - Everybody that shops at Wal-Mart says "well heck Leroy, the only reason I ever went to Wal-Mart was cuz it was cheap. I'm gonna go check out the Target store." 8th - Business eventually dries up to the point that Wal-Mart is left with no option but to declare bankruptcy and go out of business. 9th - You sit on your fat ass on your naugehyde couch crying cuz you don't have a job. 10th - You finally get a job at Target making 25cents less per hour than you originally made at Wal-Mart.
But yeah, go ahead and strike. That's progress. Think I'm going to organize a union also. It's going to be a union of people who are fed up with your whiney-ass weasely voices. A union that's going to kick you in the ass until you come to your damn senses and pull your head out of your butts long enough to realize that unions have killed the labor force in this country and any businesses that rely on that labor force.
And while we're on this subject, let me throw this one in. The NBA is a bunch of stupid-ass men playing a stupid-ass kids game. They're currently whining about what, I don't even know. All I know is the pre-season is cancelled, and if the "lock-out" goes on much longer, the first 2 weeks of the season will be cancelled. Now I'm not a season ticket holder, but if I was, I would be on the front steps of the local NBA franchise with said tickets in hand waiting for the opportunity to stick them up some NBA player's or owner's ass! What an absolute bunch of buffoons! They make more money in one night than about 90% of the poeple in this world make in a full year! Absolutely ridiculous!
I hope whenever they do come back and start playing, they have to give every bit of money that was lost during the lockout to some charity. Hand deliver it. With no cameras around. Let them all get a taste of what real suffering is. You wanna bitch about not getting your fair share? Try telling that to the people who lost their son this morning in Afghanistan! You think they got their fair share? Every NBA player, coach, owner, announcer, statistician, and anybody else in the business can kiss my white ass! My plea to all 2 of you that actually read this is to never watch another NBA game! I'm fairly sure that women's synchronized swimming is in season. Watch that instead!
And now, the rest of the story...Not really, just tired of bitching!
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