I've got Spurs, that jingle, jangle, jingle!

I'm pretty sure I've published this blog before, or maybe one just like it. What the Hell is up with the Spurs? Maybe they are trying to be "Casey-at-the-bat". You know, where he's so confident he gets up to bat and doesn't bother swinging at the first two pitches, then, on the 3rd pitch, he takes a huge swing and.............strikes out! I mean, seriously, it didn't even look like they wanted to be there half the game last night. Maybe they just couldn't quite comprehend how anybody could come into their home turf and beat up on them. I've railed about it before, but seriously! How do you miss that many shots without TRYING? I can shoot better and I've only got 4 toes and 1 arm.(actually, I have two arms, but sometimes my left elbow hurts, so it WOULD make shooting difficult)(the part about the toes is just total fabrication)(I have 10 toes, all webbed. I just said that to ensure hilarity) I know before the season started, when all the NBA whiney-asses were sitting at home drinking their Voss water and eating their eel gonad sushi rolls that I said I was done. And I was. Until the season actually got rolling for a couple of weeks. Then I was back on like a meth hooker who'd just scored enough cash for a binge!(not that I know what this is like) It's like when I quit tobacco products for the 231st time. It only took a few weeks for me to decide it was better to have a nicotine fix than spend the next 4 - 7 years saying "shaking the bush, Boss". It wan't until the 518th time I quit tobacco products that I actually succeeded. Im my estimation, I still have about 46 more seasons of Spurs basketball before I truly and officially quit. Not to discount the Thunder. If there is any NBA team I would want to win instead of the Spurs, it's probably them. (in spite of the fact that they have Derrick Fisher on their team, and I still can't get past the fact that he stuck a knife in the heart of the Spurs a few years ago!) They seem to be a quality team with an overall good group of guys. Not like some other NBA teams, who insist on filling every spot on the roster with wife-beaters, druggies, gansters and thugs. I still have the comfort in my heart of knowing that the Mavericks and Mark Cuban were swept in the first round. Arrogant little ass. What do you call 12 millionaires sitting around watching the Western Conference Finals? The Dallas Mavericks! I'm also pretty happy that the Lakers got the boot too! Never has there been a team I root against quite as hard as the Lakers! Unless it's the Heat. Both a bunch of "look-at-me" wanna-be Superhero's. So now, everybody get behind the Spurs and cheer them on! If they lose, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! And if you happen to be a Thunder fan, Suck it!