Well, it's Christmas time again. Christmas time. Not Holiday time. The fact that there are other holidays that just so happen to fall during this time of year is none of my concern. It's Christmas time. I'm a Christian. I celebrate Christmas.
If I were Jewish, I would celebrate Chanukah. I'm not, but I've known some. Most of them, at one point or another, I have said "Merry Christmas" to. Guess what? NONE of them have been offended! I've even asked a couple of times if I've offended them. (not really cared, but asked none the less) If I happen to be in a store and see a display of Menorahs, I would expect it to say something along the lines of "celebrate the Chanukah season", not "Happy Holidays". They know what they're celebrating, just like I know what I'm celebrating!
And guess what else? I wouldn't be offended to see the word "Chanukah" used in advertising. It's their religion. They have just as much right to see it in print as I do to see Christmas. I believe it's not really either the Christians or the Jews, or the Muslims, or the Hindu's or whoever. It's the damn commies. That's right! The commies!
Why, back in my day, we knew who our enemy was. It was the damn commies! Everything I ever learnt in school was geared toward fearing and hating the damn commies. They wuz gonna drop some nucular (thanks GB) bombs on us & we wuz gonna drop some nucular bombs on them. They hated us cuz we was a powerful nation, and we hated them cuz they was commies. Then somepin happened, and we din't hate em no more.
Once we didn't have the commies to hate and fear, we had to have something. So society turned on our own. We couldn't call em commies any more. We had to start saying things like "the fine fellows over in Moscow", and "our friends the Russians". This softness took hold, and somebody in the government decided that what we needed was a Department Of Mutual Benefitters. This department was established with the sole purpose of finding every piece of backbone in this country and converting them into something akin to jello.
A few backbones escaped and fled throughout the country. Most live in hiding, afraid to go out into the light for fear of being accosted by the DUMB people, and being ridiculed for having an opinion. I think it's only fair at this point to tell you that I am one. Not an agent of the DUMB, the other ones. See, even now, I'm afraid to say the words.
I'm a backbone. There. It's done. I feel such a relief! It's like the clouds just parted and sunlight is streaming in! I am a backbone! Wow! I'm getting teary-eyed every time I say it!
In light of this newfound personal freedom, I feel the sudden urge to speak my mind.(oh my goodness) So here goes...any of you people out there with a backbone, join me this season by saying things like "Merry Christmas" to anybody you see! Lets tell the DUMB fools that they can kiss our asses if they think we're gonna stand by and listen to all this political correct crappness like happy holidays! And if they don't like it, tell 'em to piss up a rope! There are other places that will take my money and say Merry Christmas right back to me.
If I go to any place this year and they say happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas, I'm turning my white butt around and walking out the door! If you have any kind of Christian tendencies whatsoever, you're not gonna stand for even one more minute of the happy holiday bs that has overtaken our society! I'll even take a Happy Chanukah!
Frickin commies!
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