It's official. After our unofficial vote last week, Moose-Nuckle Lounge is the official name of the bar. I'm liking the idea of the name in neon lights with little white lights shining around it. And Moosehead will be the official sponser. And instead of serving Buffalo wings, we're going to serve Caribou lips. And we're going to have lots and lots of attractive people milling about and smiling suggestively at the patrons. And we're gonna have a cotton candy machine. And we're gonna have snow cones in those little themed cups with the lids that don't really stay closed like at Disney on Ice. And we're gonna have all you can eat popcorn. And we're gonna have a stuffed moose you can sit on and get your picture made! And we're gonna have popcicles in the mug freezer. Wow! It's gonna be neat!!! (And we're gonna drink up all our profits!)
The official staff is as follows:
Kelly - Chief Dance Music Getterer-Togetherer and all around Bad-Ass Bouncer
Stephanie - Director of Drinkology and Blue-Gloved Glass Immerser
John - The Guy Who's in Charge of The Bar Lights (I know this sounds like it's not a very important position, but to those who know the importance of bar lighting, need I say more?)
Come on down and see us at the MNL.
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