numb-nuts and other's

You know what I love? Do you? Do you? I love when people call me on the phone and get 7 different levels of righteous on my ass over something. Cuss me. Call me a dumb-ass. Tell me I better figure out what the hell is going on or there's gonna be problems.

I love these people.

These people are what I call...small weenied, narrow minded, numb-nut bastiches! People that, generally speaking, are built somewhere along the lines of the chess club champion from junior high. You know the kind. The guys who think that, through some majik of the telephone, they've grown 8 inches, gained 40 pounds, can now bench press 400 pounds, and look identical to some jerk-wad named Bradd Pitt.

And when they call, they know IT ALL!!! They've done more. They've accomplished feats that were only minutes before figments of Dr. Seuss' imagination. And unfortunately, they know that you're a dumb-ass.(they usually tell you)

You know what I like about these butt munchers? I like driving over to wherever they are and meeting them in person! I like the look in their eye when I actually get out of my truck to talk to them. See, I decided a long time ago that I don't like to be threatened over the phone. Pisses me off actually. If you're gonna threaten me, do it to my face. Don't hide behind a phone, or a computer. That just makes you a wuss!(and me mad)

I mean, I'm not exactly built like Michael Clarke Duncan (God rest his soul), but I'm not exactly Michael J. Fox either. What I have decided is that it doesn't really matter. It has nothing to do with your body size, muscles, hair, freckles, fingernails, or skin color. You're not gonna bully me.

If you want to call me up and have a nice civilized conversation about something, great. If you want to call me up and politely tell me to go pound sand. Great. But if you're calling me to raise your voice and talk to me like crap, just because you're of the belief that since you're on the phone, everybody will bow down & be oh so afraid of you, and know that you're a 7' tall heavily muscled man with a bad attitude

Got knews for you Pedro, you ain't gonna talk to Johnny Boy here that way. I'll come and talk to you about it. Grow a pair and let's have a conversation! Phone make a brother brave, huh!