She thought she was marrying her hero, but only got a Weiner!

Okay, I've held off as long as I could.  Anybody else find it funny that the latest politician to get himself in a wee spot o' trouble is named Weiner?  I'm giggling as I type this.  I mean, if that's not pre-destiny, I don't know what is!  This story has so many layers it could be known as the Tira Misu of scandals! 

First off, the guy's married to a woman named Huma.  Huma Weiner.  There's nothing that I could possibly write that makes this any better.  Huma Weiner.  At least there were no little weiners involved. 

Huma Weiner used to work for Hillary Clinton.  You remember Hillary's little run-in with this type of scandal, right?  So you've got the wife of a Weiner, working for a lady who (rumor has it) doesn't like weiner, who's married to a weiner.  Who had an "innapropriate" relationship with a porker.

Next up, the current Weiner calls the other weiner asking for advice, weiner to Weiner.  What kind of advice is there to give?  "I did not, have, sexual relations with that woman".  Or how about, "it depends on what the definition of is, is"! WTH?  I'm pretty sure if you open a dictionary and look up irony, you'll see this story as the definition.

So now apparently, Anthony Weiner has his weiner in hot water.  You might say, he's in weinee water soup!  As a side note, what was his nickname in high school?  Tiny?  Skinny?  This is the time that Huma needs to stand by her man and pull her Weiner through this.  Help him get back up and go balls to the wall.(this is really fun)

And honestly, how did this Weiner get elected?  Have you seen a picture of him?  He looks like a, well, a weiner!  Wouldn't it be great if he owned a company that built big buildings.  You know, an erection company. 

And what about "The Arnold"?  Does this take all the heat off of him?  Or, is he pissed that this Weiner stole the lime-light from his?  I bet that's more like it!  If I were Anthony, I'd be watching out for The Terminator!  Pull a Lorena Bobbit on him.  Kill him with his bare hands!  I can see the headlines now.  "Weiner wacked by hand.  Long search ahead!"

And let's not even get started with Elliot Spitzer!

Enough with this silliness.  How many times is it going to take for the politicians to realize that, in fact, they aren't above the law?  I guess they get tired of screwing the rest of us after a while and have to move on to something else.  Knowing that 90% of everybody on the street is just dying to get into the lime-light, wouldn't you think they would stop and consider the situation? "Hey, this might not be a good idea."  But then again, if they did stop & think, I wouldn't get the pleasure of writing a blog full of weiner jokes.